before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself I never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters of warmth around my body
roypee: zeaky: vgly: dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this omg breathing down your butt the ‘kindly gloria’ bit makes me picture an old lady instead of a kid and i honestly like it much better this way
A very short lesson in Psychology:
pilosopogyno: When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret When a person can’t cry, that person is weak When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension When a person cries on little things, that person is...